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Saturday 8 November 2014

Greetings, IB Fighters!

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Are you currently taking the IB (Insane Beings International Baccalaureate) Diploma Programme? Do you feel a constant headache every time you have lab reports due the next day and you haven't done anything? Do you think of yourself as a zombie because you rarely sleep like an ordinary human? Have you ever talked to your laptop like, "Hang on, baby, don't crash now. I haven't saved the edited draft."? Or, have you ever thought of dropping this programme and run to another island to live peacefully alone? Well, you're neither weird nor you have a mental problem. You're just having a great fight with the IB.

To make it easier to understand, think of yourself as a fighter in a game of life, and IB is your ultimate enemy (you know, like the boss). You've saved the game just before the final fight with the boss so every time you get defeated, you can repeat the game from the last checkpoint. IB in real life is a lot like that, too. As a fighter, you have to learn plenty of skills to increase your power in order to fight the boss. That is why you study a lot of things through the two years of IB programme, it is designed to teach IB fighters the skills to fight the IB.

A random skeptical IBDP student: "So you're saying that doing IB is as easy as playing games?"

Precisely.

A random annoying IBDP student"...But how exactly do we learn the useful IB-fighting skills if we can't even cope with IB programme's rigorous study methods? Like, I haven't even mastered the skill of lab reports and the teachers gave me another skill to do EE and CAS and TOK. Not to mention the other subject tests that are, like, SO beyond my capabilities."

Random skeptical and annoying IBDP students faces:

pictures taken from: http:/www.homeworkoutchallenge.com

Don't worry, my dear friends, for you have come to the right place to learn the useful skills to fight the IB AND to cope with the IB programme. I PRESENT YOU..............

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THE CHAMBER OF ENERGY!

Formal greetings from the chamber master:
Hello surviving and new IB fighters! Welcome to the Chamber of Energy. This chamber of positive energy will train you useful skills to survive the two-year fight with the IB and provide you with tips to cope with the studies in the IB programme. For those of you who are not familiar with the IB yet, allow me to explain a little bit about it.

What is IB?
IB is an abbreviation of Insane Beings International Baccalaureate. The final fighters are those in IBDP, or the Diploma Programme students. It is a programme with level equivalent to high school, but a lot more stressful fun! For 16 to 19-year-old IB fighters, there are quite a lot of available IB programmes you can choose depending on your physical and mental condition your future needs, such as  IB Diploma Programme and IB Career-related Cerfiticate. Both programmes require a lot of dedication and effort, but, according to my experience and sufficient knowledge about the IB, I would say the most ridiculous and suicidal most challenging programme is the IB Diploma Programme (IBDP).

According to the web:
The IB Diploma Programme (DP) is an academically challenging and balanced programme of education with final examinations that prepares students, aged 16 to 19, for success at university and life beyond. It has been designed to address the intellectual, social, emotional and physical well-being of students.

Final greetings from the chamber master:
Interesting, isn't it? Now, if you want to increase your level so that you can fight the IB easily, you are welcome to visit our page and read through our scrolls (as in blog posts). IT'S USEFUL AND IT'S FREE.

So..............

WHO'S UP TO DO IB?

4 comments :

  1. why are all the ib students white? it's the 21st century cmon man

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    1. Hello, stranger. I apologise for that, but you might have misunderstood my point here. First of all, as you know this is the 21st century, where human rights are being prioritized and people should not despise or hail one particular race over the others. In other words, everyone is the same. That is why I want to ask you another question before answering yours: why aren't all the ib students white? If the description of white is for a certain group of people, then it shows unfairness and racism, but according to the 21st century fact that everyone is the same, doesn't that make Asian, British, African-American, Arab, Mexican and other cultures the same?

      Look, if you are confused with all these philosophical ways of thinking then I suggest you to join IBDP next academic year and pay a lot of attention during Theory of Knowledge (TOK) classes. They will be very useful for your analytic skills.

      Now, to answer your question: "why are all the ib students white? it's the 21st century cmon man" I say: "Why not?"

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    2. wow amazing

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